: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
