wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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