does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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