A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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