But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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