i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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