Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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