Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize