I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I have feelings that need drinking.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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