Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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