Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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