we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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