Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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