so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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