I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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