i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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