talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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