If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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