Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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