she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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