You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
There's always time for handjobs
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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