CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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