Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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