I'm jealous of your bromance
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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