So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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