everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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