why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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