When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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