I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
sarcasm needs its own font
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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