And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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