How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
bring money and cleavage
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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