So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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