And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Operation Purity has been aborted
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
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