just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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