It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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