Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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