We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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I need you to use more vowels.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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