she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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