just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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