Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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