he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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