Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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