why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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