Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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