I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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