I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Randomize
