I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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