NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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