Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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