So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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