Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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