Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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