I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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