I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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