its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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