So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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