Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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