Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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