I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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