wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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